We are fat, homicidal, STD ridden, poorest air quality....shit I can't even remember all of the list. I guess the experts have figured out why:

Detroit earned the dubious distinction of "worst place for sleeping," writes Sperling. Detroit had low scores across the board -- in the Happiness Index, in physical and mental health, and in employment rate. "The lone bright spot was the commute time, which was average for our study," he writes. Detroit residents had nine days of poor sleep per month, 10% higher than average.

Yawn.