As I'm reading the news this afternoon I'm going from article to article and things just do not seem quite right. Granted I have a headache from hell for the past 3 days...the world seems slightly off axis for me anyway.

First off, I come upon this. Patti at the Dem Convention? Patti for God's sake, what are you thinking?

So my next click of the mouse takes me to this?

Former Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein spends his time in solitary confinement writing poems, tending a garden, reading the Koran and eating American muffins and cookies, a British newspaper has reported.

We are giving him God damned muffins? Cookies? Far as I'm concerned this fucker should be given canned Spam.

So after these two things get the volume turned up of the thumping above my left eye I come across this one:

A state appeals court ruled that a verbal agreement between a woman and her sperm donor was invalid, and ordered the man to pay child support for the woman's twins.

Haven't sperm donors supposed to have been paying breeders child support for decades now? Or vice versa, depends on who is raising the children?

Oh well, like I said, I have a headache, nothing seems to be "normal" today. Maybe it's the drugs. Maybe it's my brain on drugs. Maybe I just need to go shopping now. The news is obviously above me.