This is the second day I've called in sick to work. I feel somewhat guilty about that or maybe it's just this uneasy feeling that my work is backing up at a rapid rate. Maybe a little of both. Oh wait, maybe it's the "uncommon diarrhea" that Pepto-Bismol had maintained you must keep that hot pink chalky liquid for.

I've been consistent over the years in telling everyone I'm a princess, no one ever believes me. Guess they haven't seen me on my throne for the last couple of days. Heh.

If anyone today says I'm full of shit...ohhh, they would be so wrong. I have a new weight loss scheme. I think I'll call it the "Princess Plan". What do you think?