Private Moments at AlteredPerception
January 14, 2004
Have You Ever?

Done any of these things or am I the only flippin' loon in the blogosphere?

...wasted 2 hours on Pogo, QVC, or The Food Channel before you realized how mindless it was?

...gone to work with a fabric softener sheet hanging out the back of your pant leg?

...had a dream that pissed you off and you stayed pissed off for a few hours after you woke up?

...didn't have anything inane to blog about so you actually considered writing about politics?

...spent so much time online before work forcing you to rapidly dress and run out the door, then look down at your pants as you are pulling out of the driveway and hope they aren't on inside out?

...told your boss "this place is fucked up and driving me insane" and you can not think of any intelligent response to her question of "so what's your point?".

...woke up at 3am from a dream where the meaning of life was revealed and you can't remember it?

Posted by Dawn at 06:57 AM | Comments (8) |
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Comments

Yes to all but the boss comment and the politics blogging.

Posted by: Erica at January 14, 2004 07:17 AM

Fabric Sheet, Yes and goofing around online and having to run to get out in time to head to work.

Posted by: Grey Biker at January 14, 2004 07:42 AM

every one except the fabric sheet. that's just fuckin sick.

Posted by: greg beck at January 14, 2004 09:18 AM

After having a quick breakfast in the downtown, underground shopping area of Toronto, I was pleasantly surprised to notice the city had hundreds of happy smiling commuters. It was one of the few occasions where I wore a jacket and tie, and I thought 'clothes really do make a difference about how people treat you'. When I got to the office I noticed I still had a napkin tucked into my pants.

Posted by: Blair at January 14, 2004 12:33 PM

Haven't done the fabric softener bit, but everyting else for sure. I enjoy your blog.

Posted by: Spydr at January 14, 2004 01:57 PM

1) No, it usually takes me much longer to realize that.

2) Nope.

3) Actually, this one happens to me a lot more than you might think! LOL!

4) HEY! I resent that. ;) I was about to blog about the Democratic Primary in DC, actually.

5) Yes, and it's a good thing too, because that's when I see the fabric softener sheet (see #2) ;)

6) Actually, by the time I am that frustrated, I am not usually capable of coherent speech.

7) Oh, yeah-- the dream where Christie Brinkley is giving me a personal demonstration on how to use the Total Gym Weight Bench and her leotard starts to . . . Oops! Wrong dream, never mind.

Posted by: andrew at January 14, 2004 08:42 PM

1) Yes, the Food Channel.
2) No!
3) No.
4) Hehehe, I write about politics on a regular basis. In fact, I actually wrote about it today. What can I say, I'm a dork!
5) Yes. Embarrassing, huh?
6) No, but I wish I could say that at work.
7) Almost every night, then I wake up right before I find out.

Posted by: Dawn at January 15, 2004 04:50 PM

Hello

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