Private Moments at AlteredPerception
January 03, 2004
Going to Eat that Donut?

...If not can you pass it on up here to Detroit? We are once again on the top of a list, but this time for "The Fattest US City".

Yes all of it's true, we drive our Cadilacs fast to get to the nearest Dunkin Donuts and we will damn well shoot down anyone that gets in our way.

Want to come visit? I hear there is some great specials on tourist packages right now.

Posted by Dawn at 06:30 AM | Comments (2) |
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Donuts and shooting? Sounds like a 'police-state'....*giggle, giggle, snort*

Posted by: Stevie at January 3, 2004 11:35 AM

They do lists like this every couple of months in Men's Health magazine and it drives me nuts! The Fattest Cities in the US, or the Fittest Cities in the US, etc. It's not bad enough I feel the obsessive compulsive need to do crunches until my abs look like the cover model, but now I am supposed to sell everything I own and move to Hawaii?! Sheesh! ;)

Posted by: andrew at January 4, 2004 07:42 AM

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