Well I passed my physical this week with flying colors...well except for the bit of high blood pressure. The PA that did the physical gave me a prescription for the hypertension problem and told me to exercise. Excuse me?

Apparently this is purposeful movement above and beyond ones normal daily activity. To be done regularly to the point of sweating. Excuse me?

Sex doesn't count. Excuse me?

So last night I bought a exercise bike. I gathered my friend and his truck, went to Sears and bought the damn thing. It took about 30 minutes of standing around the loading docks holding cell with the heat set at 90 degrees to get the darn thing. I was sweating...so apparently I exercised yesterday.

It took him about an hour to put that baby together. Wore me out. Now it's sitting in my living room. When I woke up this morning to stumble out to the kitchen to make coffee it scared the hell out of me. Whoa! That's an ugly looking thing. Intimidating. I might of broken out in a sweat.

So I see sweat in my future. I'm thrilled. Somethings are just not right.