Private Moments at AlteredPerception
December 03, 2003
Deaths by the Scores

I rarely allow vacations during the holiday weeks because no one wants to work. So usually it's first request in gets the time off. Being a 24/7 business holidays can be a trifle scarey. I always get the last minute requests to have the holiday week off. I can rarely grant it at the last minute.

Due to the fact several employees have been turned down apparently I have rained bad karma down upon their heads because my denial has beseiged their families with deaths.

My sympathies go out to my employees who have lost their fathers, brothers, sisters, grandparents, brother and sisters in laws over the past holiday week. By the time the new year rolls in Detroit should damn near be a ghost town.

We do require a death notice by the funeral home to collect the three days pay. Obviously one funeral home in Detroit made a hell of a lot of money last week. They must be the best one of course.

I think as Christmas draws closer I should stop by and pay my respects. What I do find odd, out of all these deaths...no one ever loses their mother. Seem odd to you?

Posted by Dawn at 06:58 AM | Comments (5) |
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This reminds me so much of the person whose mother died several times, all very convenient too. Requiring a death certificate is a good idea. Expose those scammers.

Posted by: mog at December 3, 2003 01:06 PM

"She turned me into a newt!"

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"I got better."
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I wonder how many miraculous resurrections you can expect?

How much you want to bet the "funeral home" also takes passport photos? Oh, yeah, and carries a line of lingerie on the side.

Posted by: LittleA at December 3, 2003 01:37 PM

Maybe they all got cut down in a hail of bullets in one big group?

pleeze keep these notices on file for fun and hilarity when they try it again. :-)

Posted by: glenn at December 3, 2003 05:45 PM

I've worked with some whose grandma dies 3 or 4 times before she gets planted. All those funerals must be depressing.

Posted by: greybiker at December 3, 2003 05:52 PM

I'm superstitious so I always kill off the already dead relatives. I don't want to jinx anyone.

Most of my family is in Poland so I take a day of mourning since I can't fly to the funeral.

I'm never questioned about it - must be the innocent face...

Posted by: Rosemary Esmay at December 3, 2003 08:19 PM

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