Just because I'm putting off doing five other things, here's this weeks Friday Five.

1. List five things you'd like to accomplish by the end of the year.

Not a big list, but clean out my walk in closet. I really can't see the end of it, I think a family of 3 might be living in there. I wonder if they mean this year?

2. List five people you've lost contact with that you'd like to hear from again.

I have a brother I have not seen since I was 13. I would like to see him again as long as he's not a serial killer, homeless or needing a loan. Other than that I can't think of anyone.

3. List five things you'd like to learn how to do.

Straighten my hair, play the stock market, skin my own site, debate something without resorting to screaming "you are a fucking idiot", and how to say "Hell No! I'm not doing that".

4. List five things you'd do if you won the lottery (no limit).
Give 30 days notice to my employer. Set up a trust fund. Buy three homes, one in Colorado, one in Iowa and one on some island. Travel for the next 365 days to places I've never been. Answer the phone again and tell the bill collectors to fuck off the check is in the mail. Heh. Hire a houseboy...but I think that's six things. Ok, so maybe the trust fund has to go.

5. List five things you do that help you relax.

Sex, drugs, and alcohol. Read, write, listen to music, take a walk, and last but not least...eat chocolate.