Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights, even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
--Jack Handy Deep Thoughts

There is something about this quote that reminds me of how you have to be when dealing with the corporate yahoos. I know absolutely nothing about running a business...but yet somethings are just common sense right?

I don't have time now for posting the 25,000 word essay going through my brain about my company. It's a good one too. I've been just a little too busy up to my ass wading through the bullshit to get it all down on paper.

One thing I have noticed through the years, as you are wading through bullshit, your legs get stronger from the resistant exercise making it easier to jog through the open door without it hitting you in the ass on the way out.

The day my bonus check arrives in the mail is the day my 30 day notice goes in. We all have to have goals in life. Februay or March, damn I wish I could remember when that thing comes. I think I have more budget cuts coming in January....arghhh. I can not lose one more person.

I. Must. Hold. Out. For. Bonus. Check.