I missed reading all my favorite bloggers this week. Since I woke up at 4am AGAIN I decided to catch up. I really missed some great posts this week. I do enjoy every single one of you.

LittleA has been suffering through the pangs of childrens fund raising events...and maybe, just maybe the effects of female hormones.

Andrew is dreaming about the daughter he never had, and could possibly lose. Someday I'll have to post about the dream where I was a man. Now that's was some scarey shit.

Buffy is in mourning and dressing in black for her Cubs. I must of missed some baseball games this week.

Stevie had so much funny shit, that I had no clue what to link. I think the cow gynecological exams tipped the bucket. I can't wait for the calf pulling post this spring....I bet you'll Stevie can explain that one for those of you who don't know.

DaGoddess has bilateral pneumonia. Hopefully she's getting tons of rest and drinking lots of water. Get better soon Goddess.

Phil is on a rant about fat lazy people. Just because of that I crossed the Ben & Jerry's off the grocery list for today. I'm sure some time in the next two weeks I'll curse you for that.

Dean explains the shenanigans going on in the blogosphere by some hackers. He is also advocating teaching your children about guns. Been there, done that and would do it again. Ignorance about guns can be deadly.

Now for...Death I have no clue where to start. You have masturbation, nipping out, metrosexual, benefits of fellatio and last but far from being the least cell phones. I have to go back and read it all again.

Daria damnit has the new Clay CD and I'm jealous. Yes I like Clay, I like Reuben and I can live with your scorn.

Gennie , now what can I say about Gennie that won't make me sound catty and jealous? Nothing damn it! She's got great hair, a great pedicure and she's got a damn Halloween make over on her blog. If she keeps this shit up, she's going off the blogroll.

Geoffrey is dumping his girlfriend because she fucked up The Baseball Game. That's right ladies he is eligible and he's not retarded and he can cook. That alone gets him 2 points.

The other Dawn shares 50 things about herself.

Charles of Dustbury is house-a-hunting. I'm glad it's you and not me, I hate moving.

Lexxiblog has a great Rigatoni Beef Bake recipe posted. Rigatoni is my favorite pasta. Which reminds me I made rigatoni and Italian sausages Sunday and it's been totally forgotten this week. Rally's, Wendy's and Off The Grill has been the meals of the day this week.

Daniel at Lobowalk is calling all Dimwits. Of course I had to respond.

Anna at Primal Purge is reminiscing about furniture polish. Ahh...I have a few of those memories too. Pledge rules.

The Sage is just a little bit cranky this week....tread lightly.

Sea Doc is Far From Perfect and I think that's great.

Tony is talking about why data is lost. Hmmm. In my business it's called Alzheimers. Yeah, yeah...different data.

Sgt. Hook is talking about big guns over on his blob blog.

Kelley is vacationing and visiting Kate while I'm working my ass off. Somethings are just not fair.

Erica is still unpacking from her move while trying to adjust to a night time work schedule. God I remember those days of working night shift. It just sucked. Oh..by the way, I still have boxes I never unpacked from my last move 3 years ago. Oh well.

Deb has quit smoking and she's going through withdrawals. Hang in there Deb. You can do it.

LeeAnn has a public service announcement for women. Damn good advice too.

Dax is turning into a long haired hippy freak who does karaoke. He just blew the shit out of my image of him. Just Damn!

Tiger has some truths on blogging and gave me a few ideas in the process. I haven't resorted to posting pictures of my breasts....yet. If at any time I say blogging is better than sex...someone please shoot me.

Velociman you are so warped. I just love ya.