When I first seen these questions I thought o'hell, I'm not doing that. Then my imagination kicked in and I figured I could have some serious fun with this. My life has definitely covered every genre there is.

1. If your life were a movie, what would the title be?

The first thing that came to my mind was "All Fucked Up and No Place to Go". Then I thought, damn I can't say that. If I'm going to be halfway truthful about this...ok, that's the title of my movie.

2. What songs would be on the soundtrack?

The film definitely would have to begin with some Eric Clapton and Led Zeppelin. Eugene Pratt of Mason Proffit would have to cover the score of the high school years. If anyone has heard of that...I'll be shocked.
Of course this would have to be a 2 CD set. Enigma would have to be on for all partial nudity and sexual scenes. Then we have to throw in a little Motown, just because I live here now. Absolutely no country music. That would be in the contract.

3. Would it be a live-action film or animated? Why?

Well I don't know about action, I would think there would be a large chunk of the movie where you might want to return phone calls, get popcorn...go to the bathroom whatever in between the funny and weird stuff.

4. Casting: who would play you, members of your family, friends, etc?

This one stumped me the longest. Jody Foster can play me, just because I like her. Cher or Scully would have to be my Mom..she's a combination of the 2. My father would be Tony Soprano. All the ex's would have to be Tommy Lee Jones, Samuel L. Jackson, Eddie Murphy, and Dana Carvey...figure that mess out. Shit I can't.

5. Describe the movie preview/trailer.

Jodie Foster sitting on top of hill, sun shining brightly, wind gently blowing her hair...as she gazes over a cornfield. Watching it grow.

Boring but that was fun.