Some hard questions, but those are always the best...right?

1. When was the last time you cheated?

Maybe grade school, I'm not even sure about then. Somewhere in my strict Catholic upbringing a very efficient job was done in making me believe that if certain rules were broke, God would smite me down like an insect. At least some fat nun would chase me down with a yardstick and beat the hell out of me.

2. When was the last time you stole?

7th grade, I took two pieces of incense from local drugstore with my best friend. The next day we took it back...I didn't sleep all night long. Sounds like bullshit I know. I was raised knowing that if I didn't work, I didn't eat. If I could not afford it, I didn't get it. Sneaking cigarrettes from my mother didn't count though, I was saving her.

3. When was the last time you lied?

I ended a very dysfunctional relationship about 3 years ago. The last month there I was telling lies right and left to get out of it intact. I was good at it too, surprised me.

4. When was the last time you broke or vandalized another's property?
I egged somebody's van in high school. I really enjoyed that.

5. When was the last time you hurt a loved one?

That would be my oldest son when I refused to lend him money to pay taxes after he dumped $1500 on a new Dell. Oh well. Momma is not a part time job baby.