Well the Acidman asked a few questions. I guess he's taking a survey. I've gotten a different perspective of the Acidman especially after question #23.

1. Do you have a personal hero? If so, who is it?

That would of been my Grandmother. Grandma was a woman of honor. I don't think Grandma ever broke a law in her life, she stood by her husband and family through thick and thin. She supported her country and the President even if she disagreed and thought him a fool. Her first job was working 10 hour days plucking chickens for 10 cents a day. She had an 8th grade education, yet she was the smartest woman I've ever met. She died unknown to all but her family, friends and neighbors. The world doesn't know what they have lost, but we do.

2. What is your favorite book of all time and what made it so fucking good?
The Stand by Stephen King. It's the only book I've ever read twice. His ability to plot, subplot and bring vivid characters to life is amazing. He is the master.

3. What does “diversity” mean to you?

What life already is if the fucking bleeding liberals would look around. Some will not be happy until diversity is gone and certain percentages are maintained. Diversity is random, not controlled.

4. What is the wildest thing you’ve ever done?

I plead the 5th.

5. Do you regret doing it?

Only if someone finds out.

6. Can you drive a stick shift?

Can you be a real woman if you can't handle a stick? Of course.

7. What’s the highest speed you ever traveled in a car?

120mph

8. Were you driving, or riding at the time?

Driving.

9. Which is better: snakes or spiders?

Umm...put the wine down. What kind of question is that?

10. What is the most disgusting thing you ever ate?

Mountain oysters

11. Have you ever shit your pants? Be HONEST!

Not yet since I was potty trained. I'm sure the day I do it will be a day of remembrance.

12. Was losing your virginity an enjoyable experience?

No. Neither was losing my wisdom teeth.

13. Should oral sex be outlawed or encouraged?

Depends who you are with I guess. It usually has my vote.

14. Name one man with a fine ass.

Kevin Costner.

15. Do you watch golf on television? If not, will you iron my shirts?

I'd rather iron your damn underwear than watch golf.

16. Who is Martha Burk?

Someone with too much free time.

17. If you could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?

My bank account.

18. Do you eat raw oysters?

Hell no.

19. Are you claustrophobic?

No. Unless I'm in a room with a spider and snake.

20. If you rode a motorcycle, would you wear a helmet even if the law said you didn‘t have to?

If I was driving. I drove a motorcycle once. I ran into a house. I never tried that again.

21. Name five great Presidents.

Washington, Grant, FDR, Truman, Kennedy,

22. Name three shitty Presidents.

Johnson, Carter, Clinton

23. Now call me fanny and slap my ass. Just kidding.

Only if you are in cuffs and tied to the bed. Just kidding.

24. This is the 4th of July. Did you set off any fireworks?

No...but I think my apartment complex won the war.

25. If you could have dinner and conversation with anyone in the history of the planet, who would you choose?

Jesus, as long as we didn't have to eat fish.