I can't believe it's 4pm and I haven't done anything today. I need to get groceries..but that is boring. I have Pepsi and trail mix...what more do I need. As long as the toilet paper holds out...grocery shopping is not a top priority on the "to do" list today.

I signed on to AOL for awhile today, makes me feel like my $10 a month is worth it until I start getting IM's from horney men. What's the deal with these guys? No I will not tell you my bra size...loser go away! No..my son is older than you...you are 20 and a fool, you will not impress me on your stamina. I'm sure I can find a trusty (hopefully not rusty) vibrator around here with more stamina then you little boy. Go!

Why would some jerk think I would answer an IM that pops up out of nowhere and asks: "Do you like to be on top?" Puhleeze...and this guys profile says he's 52. Alot of these IM's just say "u gotta gif". Sometimes I just answer with "I speak English..sorry".

A few years ago I had this great picture I found on the web that somehow I've lost over the years. It was of a 500# woman standing on the road in front of a cornfield. She was flashing her breast - which of course were down to her waist. She had a pair of black fishnet thigh highs....which came to her knees and were filled with huge gaping holes. I can't remember but I think she had a front tooth missing too. I would send that out as my picture to these guys...I loved it. I would kill for that picture again...pay good money anyway. I know...I have a warped sense of humor.